Anonimo ha chiesto:

Hello, since you are an italian doctor, please could you explain to us why Silvio Berlusconi is not in prison for Rubygate? Maybe Nazareno's secret pacts with Renzi? Thanks have a nice day! Silvio is a zombie Lich Lord, why don't you kill him?


In Italy there is an expression to define how we feel: PORCODDIO DELLA MADONNA ASSERPENTATA but it’s useless to translate it because it would lose its deep meaning. 

I’ll give you a practical example of how complicated the situation and who’s Berlusconi: imagine that Sauron has regained The One Ring, asked Voldemort to build him 197 Horcruxes and to sunk them inside barrels of toxic waste throughout the Mediterranean Sea; then asked Loki, Moriarty e Khan to devise a plan to conquer the world but only after having evoked Osama Bin Laden with a séance and asked for an explanation on how to fuck 72 virgins (underage) without blowing himself up.

Sorry for the bad english but currently we are all like PORCODDIO DELLA MADONNA ASSERPENTATA…

Heisenberg e Schrödinger sono in auto insieme. Un poliziotto li fa accostare e chiede: “Sapete a che velocità stavate andando?”.

Risponde Heisenberg: “No, però so dove mi trovo”.

La risposta fa insospettire l’agente, che chiede di aprire il bagagliaio dell’auto. Ci guarda dentro ed esclama: “Ma sapevate che dentro il bagagliaio c’è un gatto morto?”

Stavolta risponde Schrödinger: “Ora sì”.